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NeuroAster
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 Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:17 pm Post subject: HATE Frappy the Bionic Unicorn! Do NOT like this guy! |
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Frappy the Bionic Unicorn sure is a lame-[explitive deleted] piss-ant on skunk-shxt who sucks even worse than Irving the Talking Hypercube. Here are the facts:
1. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn actually listens to that vast audiosewer known as country-western music.
2. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn scornfully gives Monopoly-money to homeless people begging on the street.
3. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn wipes his bum with flags and Bibles.
4. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn is a tree-hugging veggiesexual.
5. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn has the nerve to put hieroglyphics in my alphabet soup when I'm not looking.
6. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn pretends to be Steve Jobs in chatrooms.
7. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn is an undercover-agent of the Chihuahua Axis Of Evil, the sworn enemies of Teddy the Ninja Cat.
8. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn does the Macarena naked in front of the mirror.
9. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn has all episodes of the dumb, goofy Lawrence Welk Show memorized.
10. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn drinks the cerebrospinal fluid of giraffes.
Anyhow, that should suffice. Any reader without brain-damage should grasp the concept of what a skunk's vaginal juice wad Frappy the Bionic Unicorn is by this point. 
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cendrine
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:28 am Post subject: |
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I get the concept. Now can i bash someone too?  |
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NeuroAster
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:43 am Post subject: Re: "Now can I bash someone too?" |
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| cendrine wrote: | | I get the concept. Now can i bash someone too? |
Yeah, as long as it's someone we hate |
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Looney
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as a soldier for Teddy the Ninja Cat... Shove that horn up that unicorns a$$
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NeuroAster
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| Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:29 am Post subject: Re: "Shove that horn up that unicorns a$$" |
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| Looney wrote: | | as a soldier for Teddy the Ninja Cat... Shove that horn up that unicorns a$$ |
Done 
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