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NeuroAster
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 Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:33 pm Post subject: 5 quick road jokes :) |
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Q: Why did the president of the National Rifle Association cross the road?
A: He was chicken-hunting 
Q: Why did the animal-rights-activist cross the road?
A: He had to jump in front of the moving-vehicle that was about to run over the chicken
Q: Why did Colonel Sanders cross the road?
A: He had a craving for roadkill
Q: Why did the Jehovah's Witness cross the road?
A: He had to give the chicken a copy of The Watchtower, quick, before the Latter-Day-Saint at the other side of the road had a chance to give the chicken a copy of The Book of Mormon ! ! !
Q: Why did the behaviorist cross the road?
A: All we know is that the chicken appears to be an incentive
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mysocksareclean
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| Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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| I like this! It's so funny! |
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NeuroAster
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| Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:34 pm Post subject: Re: "so funny" |
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| mysocksareclean wrote: | | I like this! It's so funny! |
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Looney
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| Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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one of my all time faves
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NeuroAster
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| Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Looney wrote: | | one of my all time faves |
Meta-thanx, I think I outdid myself on these ones, actually LOL 
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